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Posted 6 hours ago
My Forever21 wish list is almost 500 dollars.
Let’s find out how much my grandma wants to buy my love.
Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago
Jessica Chastain for Entertainment Weekly (please thoroughly read the text portion because it’s worth it.)
Posted 1 day ago
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Original in SpanishEnglish Translation
Donde, está, la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca. Discoteca, muñeca, La biblioteca Está en bigotes grandes, el perro, manteca. Manteca, bigotes, gigante, pequeño, la cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno. Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, los bigotes de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.
Yea boi. Boi. Yea. What. It’s 2009. Word.
Where is the library? My name is T-Bone the disco spider. Disco, doll, the library is in the big mustache, dog, lard. Lard mustache, huge, little, head is snow, beer is good. Good day, I like cold potatoes, the goat’s mustache is Cameron Diaz!
Yea boi. Boi. Yea. What. It’s 2009. Word
Technically I'm an adult, but I rarely act my age. Nor do I look it. But I am slowly turning into an old grandma cat lady. Enjoy the things that make me happy/make me laugh/make me think/that I think are pretty. & the occasional song. Sometimes for emphasis I writeallmywordsclosetogetherlikethis or I stretch all my words out liiiikkkkeee thiiiiissssss. I apologize in advance if that bothers you.Oh yeah, hi. My name is Patricia [:
